A Surefire Way to Limitless The-Ultimate!
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Step 1: Watch Godzilla, King of Monsters! daily

Each and every morning, afternoon, and/or evening, take set aside 79 minutes of your time for Godzilla, King of Monsters!. This black and white masterpiece is the key to the plan, without which this endeavor would be a worthless and perhaps ridiculous idea.

Godzilla, King of Monsters! was released in 1956, and, while it only acquired a 6.7/10 star rating on imdb.com, is surely a much higher-quality film than most released current-day. Not only this, but it holds the secret that will open your doors to thousands if not millions of screaming collegiate girls and/or swooning collegiate guys.

"A 400-foot Tyrannosaurus Rex, woken from undersea hibernation off of the Japanese coast by atomic bomb testing, attacks Tokyo" screams the internet movie database, downplaying the powerful effect this movie could hold for your relationships continuing years and years into the future! If you act now - and i mean right now - there is an incredibly good chance that you will have the pick of the litter of the opposite sex! Play your cards even more correctly you'll have the picks of the litter! [Note: If interested in marriage, you must reside in a country that accepts polygamy. Regretfully, the United States does not.]

Raymond Burr, popularized by his 1992 series 'Perry Mason', made his silver screen debut in the 1940 'Earl of Puddlestone.' In Godzilla, King of Monsters!, Burr plays Steve Martin (not that Steve Martin), opposite Takashi Shimura's Dr. Kyohei Yamane. You may remember Shimura from 1968's smash-hit 'A Ghost Story of Peonies and Stone Lanterns,' also released as 'The Bride from Hell.' Other notable actors include Toranosuke Ogawa, as the President of Nankai Shipping Company, Tadashi Okabe as The Reporter Killed in the Tower, and even Ren Imaizumi (Yes! Sugiwara from Sora no daikaij? Radon, Radon! The Flying Monster) as a radio operator.

The mono sound may feel low quality at first to those of you accustomed to frivolities such as DVDs and Betamax, but a daily viewing of these famous actors will bring about changes in your life that you've never even thought were possible! Watch them interact as Godzilla rampages across the city, some living, some being killed - all this and more will cause your attractiveness to the opposite sex to skyrocket! This method has proven more effective than pheromones in nonscientific noncredited testing and is leagues safer than plastic surgery - there's no reason not to start it today!

Step 2: Buy a pitchfork

No, you crazy indie rock kids, not that pitchfork! We're talking the good old-fashioned prodding tool here. I guarantee you'll need it!

Not only are pitchforks wonderful gardening tools, but they will also serve useful in the inevitable onslaught of giddy girls/marching men that will make their sexy way right over to your door! While most of us know how to deal with one or two unwanted suitors, it becomes a problem when you have legions coming at all hours! A pitchfork, with its deadly-sharp prongs and blunt head-busting wooden handle, puts an end to all of the 'No, but thanks!'s that you would otherwise spend your whole day spitting out!

While many have called this 'ruthless' and even 'disgusting,' I believe it to be a necessary part of this endeavor. Anyone who disagrees has obviously not put themselves into the shoes of someone who has executed the plan! Many are frightened of the fame and fortune and limitless opposite-sex-members my plan will bring, not sure if they can handle the stress of ultra-popularity - but don't worry! I'm sure you'll do just fine! Just remember to keep your pitchfork handy (A carrying case has been requested many a time, and I am in the process of designing one now), and you should live a stress-free but girl-full (or guy-full) life!

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Step 4: Take Your Pick!

Now that you've successfully got legions of the opposite sex literally hurling themselves at your doorway, it's time to do what you used to leave up to good luck and chance - take your pick! Any of them can be yours right then, just as if you spend months upon months upon years engaged in a harrowing and stressful courtship - but this is instant! Never again be forced to go along with 'second best' - now yourfriend will be tenth wheel - to you and your eight dates!

I know what you're thinking. 'This sounds too easy!' Well, friend, it really is! But that doesn't mean it doesn't work!

With these four steps you can acquire any - any - member of the opposite sex you desire, and even hundreds upon thousands of them, at that! Just implement this plan and within 3-4 weeks femme fatales or bon garcons will be rampaging through your rose bushes fighting for the chance to knock on your door! Just keep your pitchfork handy and you'll do just fine, I'm sure!

Good luck, and good picking!